The pregnancy edition!
(Unfortunately, This is NOT us 99% of the time lol)
A few conversations collated because this series, like my body, has upsized throughout my pregnancy lolol.
Here are a few wtf moments from the past 9 months that my pregnant brain (it's a real thing ok!) can remember.
ON MUSIC CHOICES
Him: *plays some questionable (trance? techno???) music in the car *
Me: Can you opt for better music? You know babies can hear what's going on outside right?
Him: So? You scared he shuffle in your womb is it?
Yes, we still can't agree on a name. At this rate, he will REALLY be called Garry Junior lol. But with the options he gives, it's not hard to see why:
Him: Why don't we name our son Hugh?
Me: Hugh Go, huh. Very funny.
Him: So... No Go?
Me: So Stokke, Bugaboo or Mima? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West use the Mima.
(Frivolous observation lol, I know.)
Him: Kanye West huh. Why don't we name him Kanye West then? Or better yet, Kanye Go West?
ON BABY MOVEMENTS
Me: *shows him a Facebook video my friend uploaded * Ehhhh she's only 1 week ahead of me. Why her belly can see the baby moving about so clearly but mine cannot?
Him: Hmm.... do you think it's cause she doesn't have as much fat surrounding her baby?