Who needs The Conjuring when you've got me?
Sorry for MIA-ing from this space because I have been.... sick.
Though sick will not be the best word to describe how I felt.
Everything was fine at the start of the weekend (not very fine actually tbh, I was having a shitload of a time trying to shoot some commercial posts and WE WERE TOTALLY NOT INSPIRED) and then I came back on Saturday night to the worst stomach cramps OF MY LIFE.
I'm not exaggerating but words can't describe the intensity of the pain... I couldn't sit up, I couldn't lie down, getting into fetal position hurt, yet it hurt even more when I tried to pee (let alone shit, TMI?) and when I was not screaming, I was fumbling with my phone and tried to google 1234567 permutations of "sudden abdomen pain" before I concluded it was perhaps appendicitis.
In between screaming for my life and crying my eyes out... I never knew you could do both simultaneously.
I spent the past 72 hours contacting my insurance agent ("can you confirm if my policy covers BOTH private and public hospitals?!"), trying to decide if I should go to the A&E or specialist clinics (my brother-in-law is positive that I have a Helicobacter pylori infection wtf) and thinking if I should have my will drawn up...
And when I finally decided to head to the specialist clinic (cause 1. A&E's gonna take me bloody long and I ain't no time for that and 2. I think the A&E doctors are just gonna tell me that I ate too much or something, like stahp being so greedy gurrrllll cause according to the hubs "you don't look sick at all" wtf),
I woke up this morning all fine and dandy.
So yup, I'm good, fat bear's good, everything good's and I can't wait to eat my heart (and belly) out later at the Geylang Serai bazaar!
Where is my food...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE TWO DESSERTS?!
The struggle is real.
333A Orchard Road
04-14/15, Mandarin Gallery
(By the way, the eggs benny on crab cakes were totally #onfleek :ok_hand:)
(And no, we didn't art jam. Because seriously, ME? ART JAM? Hahaha)